Episode 3

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Felicia and Ryon play Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Platform Sega Genesis
Published Sega, 1992
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Sean Becker
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Sean Becker
Graphics Steven Sprinkles
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired June 10, 2013
Duration 13:08
Views 263,387
Likes 7,706
Comments 1,756


Felicia: "I would have thought you'd like, if you were gonna try to copy Mario it would be—"

Ryon: "Like a French carpenter? With a beret?"

Felicia: "A French carpenter! And then you go— You don't want a human, so I would say a seal."

Ryon: "A seal? Holding woodworking tools between its flippers? Henry."

Felicia: "No, Henri. [in French accent] Henri, ze carpenter."

Ryon: "What would he bang his head into? And what would he eat to get bigger?"

Felicia: "Well, uh, meal worms."

Ryon: "Meal worms? The natural diet of all seals."

Felicia: "So that's the game they should have made."

Felicia: "Dude, I don't know how we can fuck something up this early, but we did it."

Ryon: "I can't imagine a less fun game for the second player. Like this is seriously like infuriating me."

Felicia: "This is awful! […] Like your mom says, "Hey—"

Ryon: "'You have to play! You have to let him play with you! You know how he gets. Violent.'"

Felicia: "'Jimmy has anger issues. Just let him play Tails.'"

Ryon: "Tails' mom gets 50 rings per month."

Felicia: "Tails started meth when he was like four. I mean look at him, he's on meth right now."

Ryon: "Two tails, no teeth."

Felicia [reading about Tails]: "He did have a spinoff. So basically his agent got in there and was like—"

Ryon: "Get it? A 'spinoff'? Did you get it?"

Felicia: "I fucking hate you right now."


Ryon: "Infinite thumbs straight down"

Felicia: "Tails down"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:10 Opening theme
0:19 Intro
1:44 Game begins
2:00 "Co-Optitude First Impression"
3:57 Rage Meter 3000
5:16 Co-op mode start
11:29 Rating and outro
12:37 End card/promo
13:04 Closing theme
13:08 End video


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