Episode 115

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Felicia and Ryon play Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes!

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Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes!
Platform Unknown platform
Published Steel Crate Games, 2015
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired January 4, 2016
Duration 10:01
Views 162,438
Likes 5,363
Comments 326


Ryon: "Anyway guys, welcome to yet another episode. What are we on, like 250 right now?"

Felicia: "It just won't end."

Ryon: "It never ends, guys. It never ends. [mouthing] Help me."

Felicia: "So, basically, we have a really fun game this week that you sort of just have to trust us that we're not cheating."

Ryon: "I'm not gonna cheat, and I don't know about her. She's pretty shifty."

Felicia: "I am. Whenever I play Monopoly and I'm the banker, I steal money."

Ryon: "Wow. Just like a real banker. Oh, topical humor! Oh, what up! [high fives Felicia]"

Felicia: "So let's play this fucker."

Ryon: "Let's defuse this fucker."

Felicia: "Let's defuse this fucker."

Ryon: "Much better."

Felicia: "Yeah. Good edit."

Ryon: "You gotta kinda work in a thematic replacement for 'play.'"

Felicia: "Let's defuse this fucker."

Ryon: "Let's defuse this fucker."

Felicia: "Now we're gonna use that edit and it makes it seem like I thought it up."

Ryon: "No, that's not true."

Felicia: "Yeah."

Ryon: "No. That's not true at all."

Felicia: "It's funny because I'm the boss."

Ryon: "Okay, I have wires right here. Go."

Felicia: "Okay, there are two blue, one white, two black, and one white."

Ryon: "How many total wires are there?"

Felicia: "Six."

Ryon: "Six. Are there yellow wires?"

Felicia: "No."

Ryon: "No yellow wires?"

Felicia: "No yellow wires."

Ryon: "Is the last digit of the serial number odd? You know what an odd number is?"

Felicia: "I don't see a serial number."

Ryon: "Well, we're fucked."

Felicia: "Oh, it's even."

Ryon: "It's even. That means divisible by two. Is it even?"

Felicia: "Yes! I fucking have a math degree! That's one thing I do know!"

Ryon: "Okay, there are no yellow wires?"

Felicia: "No yellow wires."

Ryon: "Are there any red wires?"

Felicia: "No."

Ryon: "Cut the fourth wire."

Bomb buzzes at the mistake

Felicia: "Nope! Wrong!"

Ryon: "Well that was wrong. Is there one yellow wire?"

Felicia: "There is no yellow wires!"

Ryon: "Are there no red wires?"

Felicia: "No."

Ryon: "No there are no red wires?"

Felicia: "No red, no yellow."

Ryon: "Yes there are no red wires? Cut the last wire."

Felicia: "There is a star, it looks like a hairy dick—"

Ryon: "'A hairy dick.'"

Felicia: "A smily face, and a C with a dot in the middle."

Ryon: "Wow."

Felicia: "It looks like a labia with some pubes growing out of the left side."

Ryon: "Do you have any non-body part related words to use?"

Felicia: "It's like a 3 with antennae and like a dick hanging off of the bottom."

Felicia: "We died."

Ryon: "God, you're bad at this."

Felicia: "I don't know how I'm bad at it. I was describing exactly—"

Ryon: "Like you're some Freudian fantasy is coming out of your mouth, like dicks and labias. Like, not everything— like sometimes—"

Felicia: "Can we try it again? Let's try it again. This is the intro training level."

Ryon: "You're so bad at this game."

Felicia: "I was very clear, wasn't I, internet?"

Ryon: "Yeah, dicks and labias. 'Fucking three with a dick. It's got a dick.'"

Felicia: "So, there's a keypad. Let's start with the keypad."

Ryon: "Alright, let's start with the keypad. Alright. How are they having sex? What position?"

Felicia: "No, it's—"

Ryon: "Is it a reverse-cowgirl three riding the fuck out of a four? What is it? Let's go. Come on."

Felicia: "No, it looks like a Cthulhu holding a staff, a backwards C with a dot, then below the Cthulhu with a staff—"

Ryon: "Backwards C with a dot?"

Felicia: "—is a pyramid with a T in the middle, and then a 'heeyyyyy!' sort of backwards N."

Ryon: "Alright, we got wires, dawggy. We got wires."

Felicia: "Okay, wires are easy."

Ryon: "We got six wires, dude. We got two yellow, two blue, two white."

Felicia: "There are no yellow wires?"

Ryon: "Two yellow, two white, two blue."

Felicia: "No red wires?"

Ryon, laughing: "Two yellow, two white, two blue."

Felicia: "No red?"

Ryon: "Two yellow, two white, two blue."

Ryon: "Okay, I'm there, dude."

Felicia: "That's it. That's what—"

Ryon: "No, that's not actually it. It's still going. We're gonna die. We are going to be blown up, dude."

Felicia: "I don't understand!!"

Ryon: "You're probably in a room with like a headset on or something. I'm sitting here with this fucking bomb. Am I supposed to draw a big dick? I'll just draw a big dick on this thing."

Felicia: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT— Look! THIS IS VERY CONFUSING! Is this the thing you're looking at? Walk me through it."

Ryon: "No, dude, we're gonna keep going til you—"


Ryon: "This is your punishment. This is your punishment for making everything out of a dick. Is this why you can't do it? Because there's no dicks involved?"

Felicia: "Ohhhh! Okay, wait, where— where is the— okay."

Ryon: "I'm gonna die in this room alone. Can you tell my wife I love her?"

Felicia: "We would not be able to do a—"

Ryon: "No, we would not be a good bomb defusal team. We would not be in the Hurt Locker. We would be in the Hurt Locker."

Felicia: "I mean, we'd die. It'd be like the shortest movie ever. It'd be like, 'Okay—' [explosion noise]"

Felicia: "We got the word one."

Ryon: "Okay, what's the word?"

Felicia: "There's no word in the top. [presses 'okay']"

Bomb buzzes incorrectly

Felicia: "Nope."

Ryon: "What? Why are you pushing random shit?"

Felicia: "'Display'! 'Display'! 'Display'!"

Ryon: "What are you talking about, dude!?"

Felicia: "'Display'! The word is 'display'! The word is 'display'! The word is 'display'!"

Ryon: "Oh my god. Okay, uh, okay, so second column, so bottom right."

Felicia: "'Uhhh.'"

Ryon: "Bottom right."

Felicia: "'Uhhh'!"

Ryon: "No, what's the word in the bottom right?"

Felicia: "'Uhhh'! The word is 'uhhh'!"

Ryon: "Uh, okay. So push the first button that appears in this list. Ready, nothing—"

Felicia: "Yeah, got it. 'First.' 'First.'"

Ryon: "Uh, okay. Uh, top right."

Felicia: "Yeah, 'what.' 'What?'"

Ryon: "Top right."

Felicia: "Yes. 'What?'"

Ryon: "Oh."

Bomb explodes


Felicia: "5 curly dicks on weird numbers"

Ryon: "5 eerily human-like numbers"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:10 Opening theme
0:19 Host intro
1:49 Game begins
6:29 "Hygienic Moment of the Week"
9:19 Rating and outro
9:30 End card/promo
9:59 Closing theme
10:01 End video


  • Ryon's "Well, we're fucked" was not censored.


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