Episode 1

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Felicia and Ryon play Golden Axe II.

This is the first episode of Co-Optitude. It's a spin-off of The Flog in which Felicia had recurring segments of playing retro games with her brother, Ryon.

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Golden Axe II
Platform Sega Genesis
Published Sega, 1991
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Sean Becker
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Sean Becker
Graphics Steven Sprinkles
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired May 27, 2013
Duration 10:49
Views 368,136
Likes 12,022
Comments 1,281


Felicia: "Those guys are made out of Chicken McNuggets."

Ryon: "They're holding big drumsticks."

Ryon: "And what is that at the top of the screen? He is hung like a chimney."

Ryon: "Oh, what did I just get? It just fell on me. It's like you hit him and he shits books."

Ryon: "I've got zero lives left."

Felicia: "Well, if we had played like anybody's business!"

Felicia: "Pink skellies! Pink skellies!"

Ryon: "You're seeing the softer side of the undead."

Felicia: "Breast cancer awareness skellies."

Felicia: "Have you ever burned human bones?"

Felicia: "[…] Which is even more insulting, because if I'm the magician character, why are my boobs out so hard?"

Ryon: "Your boobs be out hard, yo!"

Ryon: "I'm gonna sit back and watch. I'll let you make 70% of my salary. […] Seventy percent of my adventuring salary."

Felicia: "When we split up the loot I get 70% of what you get."

Ryon: "Yeah, you get 70% of what I get. That's more than fair because you might take adventurer maternity leave, and then it's like where are we then, you know?"

Felicia: "You're a single dwarf."

Ryon: "I'm a dwarf rights activist. That's what I am."


Ryon: "12 giant dwarf balls up"

Felicia: "5 barbarian thongs"

Cue points

0:00 Opening theme
0:10 Intro
1:07 Game begins
6:19 "Inquiry of the Week"
8:10 Cheat code time
9:42 Rating and outro
10:24 Closing theme
10:25 Geek & Sundry Vlogs Channel promo with Nika Harper
10:54 End video


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