Episode 115

Felicia and Ryon play Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes!

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes!

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Published	Steel Crate Games, 2015
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	January 4, 2016
Duration	10:01
Views	162,438
Likes	5,363
Comments	326

Quotes

Ryon: "Anyway guys, welcome to yet another episode. What are we on, like 250 right now?"

Felicia: "It just won't end."

Ryon: "It never ends, guys. It never ends. [mouthing] Help me."

Felicia: "So, basically, we have a really fun game this week that you sort of just have to trust us that we're not cheating."

Ryon: "I'm not gonna cheat, and I don't know about her. She's pretty shifty."

Felicia: "I am. Whenever I play Monopoly and I'm the banker, I steal money."

Ryon: "Wow. Just like a real banker. Oh, topical humor! Oh, what up! [high fives Felicia]"

Felicia: "So let's play this fucker."

Ryon: "Let's defuse this fucker."

Felicia: "Let's defuse this fucker."

Ryon: "Much better."

Felicia: "Yeah. Good edit."

Ryon: "You gotta kinda work in a thematic replacement for 'play.'"

Felicia: "Let's defuse this fucker."

Ryon: "Let's defuse this fucker."

Felicia: "Now we're gonna use that edit and it makes it seem like I thought it up."

Ryon: "No, that's not true."

Felicia: "Yeah."

Ryon: "No. That's not true at all."

Felicia: "It's funny because I'm the boss."

Ryon: "Okay, I have wires right here. Go."

Felicia: "Okay, there are two blue, one white, two black, and one white."

Ryon: "How many total wires are there?"

Felicia: "Six."

Ryon: "Six. Are there yellow wires?"

Felicia: "No."

Ryon: "No yellow wires?"

Felicia: "No yellow wires."

Ryon: "Is the last digit of the serial number odd? You know what an odd number is?"

Felicia: "I don't see a serial number."

Ryon: "Well, we're fucked."

Felicia: "Oh, it's even."

Ryon: "It's even. That means divisible by two. Is it even?"

Felicia: "Yes! I fucking have a math degree! That's one thing I do know!"

Ryon: "Okay, there are no yellow wires?"

Felicia: "No yellow wires."

Ryon: "Are there any red wires?"

Felicia: "No."

Ryon: "Cut the fourth wire."

Bomb buzzes at the mistake

Felicia: "Nope! Wrong!"

Ryon: "Well that was wrong. Is there one yellow wire?"

Felicia: "There is no yellow wires!"

Ryon: "Are there no red wires?"

Felicia: "No."

Ryon: "No there are no red wires?"

Felicia: "No red, no yellow."

Ryon: "Yes there are no red wires? Cut the last wire."

Felicia: "There is a star, it looks like a hairy dick—"

Ryon: "'A hairy dick.'"

Felicia: "A smily face, and a C with a dot in the middle."

Ryon: "Wow."

Felicia: "It looks like a labia with some pubes growing out of the left side."

Ryon: "Do you have any non-body part related words to use?"

Felicia: "It's like a 3 with antennae and like a dick hanging off of the bottom."

Felicia: "We died."

Ryon: "God, you're bad at this."

Felicia: "I don't know how I'm bad at it. I was describing exactly—"

Ryon: "Like you're some Freudian fantasy is coming out of your mouth, like dicks and labias. Like, not everything— like sometimes—"

Felicia: "Can we try it again? Let's try it again. This is the intro training level."

Ryon: "You're so bad at this game."

Felicia: "I was very clear, wasn't I, internet?"

Ryon: "Yeah, dicks and labias. 'Fucking three with a dick. It's got a dick.'"

Felicia: "So, there's a keypad. Let's start with the keypad."

Ryon: "Alright, let's start with the keypad. Alright. How are they having sex? What position?"

Felicia: "No, it's—"

Ryon: "Is it a reverse-cowgirl three riding the fuck out of a four? What is it? Let's go. Come on."

Felicia: "No, it looks like a Cthulhu holding a staff, a backwards C with a dot, then below the Cthulhu with a staff—"

Ryon: "Backwards C with a dot?"

Felicia: "—is a pyramid with a T in the middle, and then a 'heeyyyyy!' sort of backwards N."

Ryon: "Alright, we got wires, dawggy. We got wires."

Felicia: "Okay, wires are easy."

Ryon: "We got six wires, dude. We got two yellow, two blue, two white."

Felicia: "There are no yellow wires?"

Ryon: "Two yellow, two white, two blue."

Felicia: "No red wires?"

Ryon, laughing: "Two yellow, two white, two blue."

Felicia: "No red?"

Ryon: "Two yellow, two white, two blue."

Ryon: "Okay, I'm there, dude."

Felicia: "That's it. That's what—"

Ryon: "No, that's not actually it. It's still going. We're gonna die. We are going to be blown up, dude."

Felicia: "I don't understand!!"

Ryon: "You're probably in a room with like a headset on or something. I'm sitting here with this fucking bomb. Am I supposed to draw a big dick? I'll just draw a big dick on this thing."

Felicia: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT— Look! THIS IS VERY CONFUSING! Is this the thing you're looking at? Walk me through it."

Ryon: "No, dude, we're gonna keep going til you—"

Felicia: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

Ryon: "This is your punishment. This is your punishment for making everything out of a dick. Is this why you can't do it? Because there's no dicks involved?"

Felicia: "Ohhhh! Okay, wait, where— where is the— okay."

Ryon: "I'm gonna die in this room alone. Can you tell my wife I love her?"

Felicia: "We would not be able to do a—"

Ryon: "No, we would not be a good bomb defusal team. We would not be in the Hurt Locker. We would be in the Hurt Locker."

Felicia: "I mean, we'd die. It'd be like the shortest movie ever. It'd be like, 'Okay—' [explosion noise]"

Felicia: "We got the word one."

Ryon: "Okay, what's the word?"

Felicia: "There's no word in the top. [presses 'okay']"

Bomb buzzes incorrectly

Felicia: "Nope."

Ryon: "What? Why are you pushing random shit?"

Felicia: "'Display'! 'Display'! 'Display'!"

Ryon: "What are you talking about, dude!?"

Felicia: "'Display'! The word is 'display'! The word is 'display'! The word is 'display'!"

Ryon: "Oh my god. Okay, uh, okay, so second column, so bottom right."

Felicia: "'Uhhh.'"

Ryon: "Bottom right."

Felicia: "'Uhhh'!"

Ryon: "No, what's the word in the bottom right?"

Felicia: "'Uhhh'! The word is 'uhhh'!"

Ryon: "Uh, okay. So push the first button that appears in this list. Ready, nothing—"

Felicia: "Yeah, got it. 'First.' 'First.'"

Ryon: "Uh, okay. Uh, top right."

Felicia: "Yeah, 'what.' 'What?'"

Ryon: "Top right."

Felicia: "Yes. 'What?'"

Ryon: "Oh."

Bomb explodes

Rating

Felicia: "5 curly dicks on weird numbers"

Ryon: "5 eerily human-like numbers"

Cue points

0:00	"This week" preview
0:10	Opening theme
0:19	Host intro
1:49	Game begins
6:29	"Hygienic Moment of the Week"
9:19	Rating and outro
9:30	End card/promo
9:59	Closing theme
10:01	End video