Episode 1
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Game | |||
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Title | Golden Axe II | ||
Platform | Sega Genesis | ||
Published | Sega 1991 | ||
Credits | |||
Hosts | Felicia Day Ryon Day | ||
Director | Sean Becker | ||
Executive producers | Felicia Day Sheri Bryant | ||
Editing | Sean Becker | Stats (as of 2020-01-12) | |
First aired | May 27, 2013 | ||
Duration | 10:49 | ||
Views | 368136 | ||
Likes | 12022 | ||
Comments | 1281 |
Episode
This is the first episode of Co-Optitude.
Quotes
Felicia: "Those guys are made out of Chicken McNuggets."
Ryon: "They're holding big drumsticks."
Ryon: "And what is that at the top of the screen? He is hung like a chimney."
Ryon: "Oh, what did I just get? It just fell on me. It's like you hit him and he [shits] books."
Ryon: "I've got zero lives left."
Felicia: "Well, if we had played like anybody's business!"
Felicia: "Pink skellies! Pink skellies!"
Ryon: "You're seeing the softer side of the undead."
Felicia: "Breast cancer awareness skellies."
Felicia: "Have you ever burned human bones?"
Felicia: "[...] Which is even more insulting, because if I'm the magician character, why are my boobs out so hard?"
Ryon: "Your boobs be out hard, yo!"
Ryon: "I'm gonna sit back and watch. I'll let you make 70% of my salary. [...] Seventy percent of my adventuring salary."
Felicia: "When we split up the loot I get 70% of what you get."
Ryon: "Yeah, you get 70% of what I get. That's more than fair because you might take adventurer maternity leave, and then it's like where are we then, you know?"
Felicia: "You're a single dwarf."
Ryon: "I'm a dwarf rights activist. That's what I am."
Rating
Ryon: "12 giant dwarf balls up"
Felicia: "5 barbarian thongs"
Cue points
0:00 | Opening theme |
0:10 | Intro |
1:07 | Game begins |
6:19 | "Inquiry of the Week" |
8:10 | Cheat code time |
9:42 | Rating and outro |
10:24 | Closing theme |
10:25 | Geek & Sundry Vlogs Channel promo with Nika Harper |
10:54 | End video |