Episode 1
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| Episode | |
|---|---|
| Hosts | Felicia Day Ryon Day |
| First aired | May 27, 2013 |
| Duration | 10:54 |
| Director | Sean Becker |
| Producers | Felicia Day Sheri Bryant |
| Editing | Sean Becker |
| Graphics | Steven Sprinkles |
| Production assistant | Annie Liu |
| Game | |
| Title | Golden Axe II |
| Platform | Sega Genesis |
| Published | Sega 1991 |
Episode
This is the first episode of Co-Optitude.
Quotes
Felicia: "Those guys are made out of Chicken McNuggets."
Ryon: "They're holding big drumsticks."
Ryon: "And what is that at the top of the screen? He is hung like a chimney."
Ryon: "Oh, what did I just get? It just fell on me. It's like you hit him and he [shits] books."
Ryon: "I've got zero lives left."
Felicia: "Well, if we had played like anybody's business!"
Felicia: "Pink skellies! Pink skellies!"
Ryon: "You're seeing the softer side of the undead."
Felicia: "Breast cancer awareness skellies."
Felicia: "Have you ever burned human bones?"
Felicia: "[...] Which is even more insulting, because if I'm the magician character, why are my boobs out so hard?"
Ryon: "Your boobs be out hard, yo!"
Ryon: "I'm gonna sit back and watch. I'll let you make 70% of my salary. [...] Seventy percent of my adventuring salary."
Felicia: "When we split up the loot I get 70% of what you get."
Ryon: "Yeah, you get 70% of what I get. That's more than fair because you might take adventurer maternity leave, and then it's like where are we then, you know?"
Felicia: "You're a single dwarf."
Ryon: "I'm a dwarf rights activist. That's what I am."
Rating
Ryon: "12 giant dwarf balls up"
Felicia: "5 barbarian thongs"
Cue points
| 0:00 | Opening theme |
| 0:10 | Intro |
| 1:07 | Game begins |
| 6:19 | "Inquiry of the Week" |
| 8:10 | Cheat code time |
| 9:42 | Rating and outro |
| 10:24 | Closing theme |
| 10:25 | Geek & Sundry Vlogs Channel promo with Nika Harper |
| 10:54 | End video |
Gallery
Felicia and Ryon introducing the show
Golden Axe II cover art
Felicia and Ryon playing Golden Axe II
