Episode 1

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Golden Axe II
Platform Sega Genesis
Published Sega, 1991
Credits
Hosts [[Felicia Day
Ryon Day]]
Director [[Sean Becker]]
Executive producers [[Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant]]
Editing [[Sean Becker]]
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired May 27, 2013
Duration 10:49
Views 368,136
Likes 12,022
Comments 1,281

Episode

This is the first episode of Co-Optitude.

Quotes

Felicia: "Those guys are made out of Chicken McNuggets."

Ryon: "They're holding big drumsticks."


Ryon: "And what is that at the top of the screen? He is hung like a chimney."


Ryon: "Oh, what did I just get? It just fell on me. It's like you hit him and he [shits] books."


Ryon: "I've got zero lives left."

Felicia: "Well, if we had played like anybody's business!"


Felicia: "Pink skellies! Pink skellies!"

Ryon: "You're seeing the softer side of the undead."

Felicia: "Breast cancer awareness skellies."


Felicia: "Have you ever burned human bones?"


Felicia: "[...] Which is even more insulting, because if I'm the magician character, why are my boobs out so hard?"

Ryon: "Your boobs be out hard, yo!"


Ryon: "I'm gonna sit back and watch. I'll let you make 70% of my salary. [...] Seventy percent of my adventuring salary."

Felicia: "When we split up the loot I get 70% of what you get."

Ryon: "Yeah, you get 70% of what I get. That's more than fair because you might take adventurer maternity leave, and then it's like where are we then, you know?"

Felicia: "You're a single dwarf."

Ryon: "I'm a dwarf rights activist. That's what I am."

Rating

Ryon: "12 giant dwarf balls up"

Felicia: "5 barbarian thongs"

Cue points

0:00 Opening theme
0:10 Intro
1:07 Game begins
6:19 "Inquiry of the Week"
8:10 Cheat code time
9:42 Rating and outro
10:24 Closing theme
10:25 Geek & Sundry Vlogs Channel promo with Nika Harper
10:54 End video

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