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The X-Files episode is a fan favorite, with lots of riffs on the antiquated game style consisting of "navigating through an Instagram feed" and brief full motion video transitions, as well as the show and its characters. But this episode is mainly remembered for its unexpected sudden ending.
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==Quotes==
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Ryon: "We're gonna solve some crimes. I dunno, I mean, nothing in the X-Files could be considered a ''crime'', specifically. You know, like alien invasion's not really a ''crime''. Mulder was like the FBI equivalent of the guy in Office Space with the red stapler. Like, they don't know why he's employed there. He just has like an office in the basement and they just pay him. Can you imagine Mulder's annual performance review?"
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Felicia: "No, there would be no performance review."
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Ryon: "'Let's see how your goals lined up with your achievements, Fox. I'm thinking we need a little improvement here in the crime solving.'"
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Felicia: "He got a degree in murder boards. You know, just doing string, string to string, string to string."
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Ryon: "That is an art form. The local Michael's, like constantly out of twine. Like, 'Sorry, the FBI just bought us out of twine this week.'"
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Ryon: "There's been a crime at the wooden pallet warehouse."
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Ryon: "This credit sequence looked so cutting edge, and now it just looks like the cheapest thing that's ever been done. They've got an Etch-A-Sketch, they've got one of those things from Spencer's. Look at this, it looks like an A-Ha video."
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Ryon: "Oh, he's got Big Mouth Billy Bass!"
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Felicia: "Someone needs to take their finger off the synthesizer, please."
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Ryon: "They just fell asleep on it. It's someone's head on the keyboard."
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Felicia: "You got to the Comity Inn."
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Ryon: "Comity."
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Felicia: "Comity."
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Ryon: "Comity. It means like friendship or bonhomie."
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Felicia: "Are you kidding? Did you just say 'bonhomie'? What, do you own a cafe?"
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Ryon: "In New Orleans. [in Cajun accent] Bawn hawmee!"
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Felicia, as they look through a zoo brochure: "Oh, can we call them? If this doesn't work, I will call Chris Carter personally and say, Chris—"
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Ryon: "Chris, what were you thinking? Okay, ready? Shh-shh. Just let it go to voicemail, or answering machine, whatever."
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Felicia, as phone continues to ring: "I'm so disappointed. Why would they put something in the game and make us look at it and not pay it off with Sophie [the gorilla in the brochure] personally answering the phone?"
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Felicia: "Okay, please, click on her. Talk to her, please."
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Ryon: "Hold on. Look, obviously you would not be—"
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Felicia: "Put your lips on her boobs and go."
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==[[Rating]]==
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Felicia: "49 failed pointer attempts to get something done"
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Ryon: "55 alien anal probings, which is not a good thing"
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==Cue points==
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{|
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| 0:00 || "This week" preview
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| 0:11 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
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| 0:20 || Host intro
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| 1:44 || Game begins
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| 7:24 || "Cartography Question of the Week"
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| 14:08 || Game over, extremely suddenly
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|-
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| 15:02 || Rating and outro
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|-
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| 15:10 || End card/promo
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| 15:25 || Closing theme
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| 15:26 || End video
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|}
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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Episode 103 hosts.jpg|Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
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Episode 103 game art.jpg|The X-Files CD-ROM
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Episode 103 supplies.jpg|Ryon impersonating the main character arm-sweeping an entire cabinet full of supplies into his inventory with one button press
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Episode 103 goggs.jpg|Agent Willmore, "just walkin' around, sportin' my goggs"
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Episode 103 tape face.jpg|Trying intently to understand why Agent Willmore is taping his nose up like a pig
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Episode 103 photo.jpg|Felicia impersonating the girl in the photo on Agent Willmore's desk
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Episode 103 lips.jpg|"Put your lips on him, make 'em look like they're his."
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Episode 103 crush.jpg|Ryon reacting to Felicia's admission to thinking Skinner was hot when she was younger
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Episode 103 game over.jpg|Game over
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Episode 103 no save.jpg|"And we didn't save it"
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Episode 103 outro.jpg|Closing out the episode
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</gallery>
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==External links==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVNNeLlZLVo Episode on YouTube]
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_X-Files_Game The X-Files Game, Wikipedia]
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===Social media===
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* [https://twitter.com/feliciaday/status/630802852819116032 Felicia's tweet]
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* [https://twitter.com/Ryon_D/status/630801277929304064 Ryon's tweet]
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* [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/630786018543841280 Geek & Sundry's tweet]
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* [https://www.facebook.com/geekandsundry/posts/1002532463132547 Geek & Sundry's Facebook post]
  
 
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Revision as of 20:53, 22 February 2020


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X-Files
Platform Playstation
Published Fox Interactive, 1999
Credits
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Zac Eubank
Director of cinematography Omer Ganai
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Aline Oliviera
Graphics Natalia Daniels
Music Jason Charles Miller
Gaffer David Thompson
Makeup Cat Paschen
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired August 10, 2015
Duration 15:26
Views 178,930
Likes 5,642
Comments 725


The X-Files episode is a fan favorite, with lots of riffs on the antiquated game style consisting of "navigating through an Instagram feed" and brief full motion video transitions, as well as the show and its characters. But this episode is mainly remembered for its unexpected sudden ending.

Quotes

Ryon: "We're gonna solve some crimes. I dunno, I mean, nothing in the X-Files could be considered a crime, specifically. You know, like alien invasion's not really a crime. Mulder was like the FBI equivalent of the guy in Office Space with the red stapler. Like, they don't know why he's employed there. He just has like an office in the basement and they just pay him. Can you imagine Mulder's annual performance review?"

Felicia: "No, there would be no performance review."

Ryon: "'Let's see how your goals lined up with your achievements, Fox. I'm thinking we need a little improvement here in the crime solving.'"

Felicia: "He got a degree in murder boards. You know, just doing string, string to string, string to string."

Ryon: "That is an art form. The local Michael's, like constantly out of twine. Like, 'Sorry, the FBI just bought us out of twine this week.'"


Ryon: "There's been a crime at the wooden pallet warehouse."


Ryon: "This credit sequence looked so cutting edge, and now it just looks like the cheapest thing that's ever been done. They've got an Etch-A-Sketch, they've got one of those things from Spencer's. Look at this, it looks like an A-Ha video."


Ryon: "Oh, he's got Big Mouth Billy Bass!"


Felicia: "Someone needs to take their finger off the synthesizer, please."

Ryon: "They just fell asleep on it. It's someone's head on the keyboard."


Felicia: "You got to the Comity Inn."

Ryon: "Comity."

Felicia: "Comity."

Ryon: "Comity. It means like friendship or bonhomie."

Felicia: "Are you kidding? Did you just say 'bonhomie'? What, do you own a cafe?"

Ryon: "In New Orleans. [in Cajun accent] Bawn hawmee!"


Felicia, as they look through a zoo brochure: "Oh, can we call them? If this doesn't work, I will call Chris Carter personally and say, Chris—"

Ryon: "Chris, what were you thinking? Okay, ready? Shh-shh. Just let it go to voicemail, or answering machine, whatever."

Felicia, as phone continues to ring: "I'm so disappointed. Why would they put something in the game and make us look at it and not pay it off with Sophie [the gorilla in the brochure] personally answering the phone?"


Felicia: "Okay, please, click on her. Talk to her, please."

Ryon: "Hold on. Look, obviously you would not be—"

Felicia: "Put your lips on her boobs and go."

Rating

Felicia: "49 failed pointer attempts to get something done"

Ryon: "55 alien anal probings, which is not a good thing"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:11 Opening theme
0:20 Host intro
1:44 Game begins
7:24 "Cartography Question of the Week"
14:08 Game over, extremely suddenly
15:02 Rating and outro
15:10 End card/promo
15:25 Closing theme
15:26 End video

Gallery

  • Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode

  • The X-Files CD-ROM

  • Ryon impersonating the main character arm-sweeping an entire cabinet full of supplies into his inventory with one button press

  • Agent Willmore, "just walkin' around, sportin' my goggs"

  • Trying intently to understand why Agent Willmore is taping his nose up like a pig

  • Felicia impersonating the girl in the photo on Agent Willmore's desk

  • "Put your lips on him, make 'em look like they're his."

  • Ryon reacting to Felicia's admission to thinking Skinner was hot when she was younger

  • Game over

  • "And we didn't save it"

  • Closing out the episode

External links

Social media

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