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Felicia and Ryon play Muscle March.

Muscle March

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Platform	Wii
Published	Namco Bandai Games, 2010
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director	Zac Eubank
Director of cinematography	Omer Ganai
Executive producers	Felicia Day Sheri Bryant
Editing	Aline Oliviera
Graphics	Natalia Daniels
Music	Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant	Becca Scott
Gaffer	David Thompson
Makeup	Cat Paschen
Production coordinator	Nick Appelbaum
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	February 9, 2015
Duration	13:30
Views	142,051
Likes	3,772
Comments	284

Quotes

Felicia: "Today we're playing something a little wacky, as you can tell from the [in French accent] accoutrement."

Ryon: "And if you can read! [points up] The title."

Felicia: "The title of what?"

Ryon: "The YouTube video."

Felicia: "Ohhhh. So it's never gonna be a surprise, is it?"

Ryon: "No, it's never gonna be a surprise ever. It's actually never a surprise. No."

Felicia: "I never even thought about that! We give spoilers, like, immediately on upload we're spoiled."

Ryon: "Not a surprise."

Felicia: "Where did you get this shirt? What is this shirt?"

Ryon: "'Sun's out guns out.' I hear it's themed. I hear it's thematic."

Felicia: "'Guns out sun's out.'"

Ryon: "Oh, is it 'guns out' first?"

Felicia: "No, it's not. 'Sun's out.' Why would—"

Ryon: "When the sun comes out it is warm enough to wear tank tops, is the assertion."

[Felicia pauses thinking]

Felicia: "Alright, let's just play this fucker."

Felicia: "Okay, honestly, it's not working. The down is not working. The down is not working. The down is not working!"

Ryon: "Oh, I'm so good at this."

Felicia: "No, you're not so good. Don't be so bold. This is a skill you have to learn over years."

Felicia: "Okay, first of all, this community is odd. Because I'm seeing penguins everywhere."

Felicia: "Did they actually get people who were this cut to run and see how their ass moved? Do like motion capture?"

Ryon: "Well, that's what it looks like when I run, so—"

Ryon: "Oh god, you're never gonna get your Muscle Milk at this rate. You're gonna be protein-less, you're gonna shrink, you're gonna be a girly man, or a girly girl, or a manly girl. Whatever you wanna be, you're gonna be the opposite."

Ryon, chasing alien: "Alright, I'm gonna catch this little shit. Oh, close encounter of the fourth kind, motherfucker! Yeah!"

Ryon: "Look at that hypnotic ass movement, dude."

Felicia: "I'm so angry. Why? I'm moving so fast! My body can't move faster to run! I'm moving, I'm moving my arms, I'm—"

Ryon, singing: "Gotta move your arms, gotta use your legs."

Felicia, singing: "Gotta move my fingers."

Both, singing: "My, my, my"

Felicia: "Imagination and—"

Ryon: "Wiimotes and—"

Felicia, scream-singing: "I'm! Gonna make a sceeene! Nobody else! No in between!"

Ryon: "I'm special!"

Felicia: "Special! Sooo special!"

Felicia: "He really needs to use a French-cut bikini, because if you run in a thong it starts to go up there and impede your blood flow. Do you know what I'm saying?"

Ryon: "Maybe it makes you run faster, like when you stick ginger up a horse's ass."

Felicia: "Have you done that?"

Ryon: "No, that's what you do to a horse though."

Felicia: "No you do not."

Ryon: "Yeah you do."

Felicia: "You cannot stick ginger up a horse's ass."

Ryon: "That's what you do, dude. Look it up on Wikipedia."

Felicia: "Who does— 'That's what you do'? That's not 'what you do'!"

Ryon: "That's what you do to make a horse run faster."

Felicia: "That's not true! I'm sure that's illegal."

Ryon: "Look it up, dude. I'm sure it's illegal, but that's what you do."

Felicia: "Alright, I'm gonna look it up."

Felicia, looking at phone: "'Figging. A peeled ginger root shaped like a slender butt plug is inserted—'"

Ryon, running in game: "AHHHHHHHH GET IN THERE! GET HIM! GET HIM! Yeah, fuck you!"

Ryon, in pose that should have registered correctly in-game: "Did you see me just standing here like this? Like for five minutes?"

Felicia: "You didn't flick! You gotta learn how to flick."

Ryon, flipping Felicia off: "I'm flicking you, does that count?"

Felicia: "Just heart everything. We have a heart-on for you too."

Rating

Felicia: "15 washboard abs in a row"

Ryon: "15 ginger butt plugs"

Cue points

0:00	"This week" preview
0:10	Opening theme
0:18	Host intro
1:13	Game begins
10:32	"Lingerie Lesson of the Week"
12:43	Rating and outro
13:18	End card/promo
13:28	Closing theme
13:30	End video

Gallery

Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
Muscle March game art
Ryon explaining his "sun's out guns out" shirt
Felicia still doesn't get it
Felicia recoiling as Ryon runs vigorously in game
Felicia didn't run fast enough
"I'm flicking you, does that count?"
Behind-the-scenes shot from G&S Twitter

External links

Muscle March Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 79 on YouTube
Muscle March on Wikipedia

References

Pretenders - Brass In Pocket (Official Music Video) on YouTube

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