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Felicia and Ryon play Muscle March. <span style="display:none;" class="preview-only">[[File:Episode 80 title card.jpg|thumb]]</span>
 
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==Quotes==
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Felicia: "Today we're playing something a little wacky, as you can tell from the [in French accent] ''accoutrement''."
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Ryon: "And if you can read! [points up] The title."
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Felicia: "The title of what?"
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Ryon: "The YouTube video."
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Felicia: "Ohhhh. So it's never gonna be a surprise, is it?"
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Ryon: "No, it's never gonna be a surprise ever. It's actually never a surprise. No."
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Felicia: "I never even thought about that! We give spoilers, like, immediately on upload we're spoiled."
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Ryon: "Not a surprise."
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Felicia: "Where did you get this shirt? What is this shirt?"
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Ryon: "'Sun's out guns out.' I hear it's themed. I hear it's thematic."
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Felicia: "'Guns out sun's out.'"
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Ryon: "Oh, is it 'guns out' first?"
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Felicia: "No, it's not. 'Sun's out.' Why would—"
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Ryon: "When the sun comes out it is warm enough to wear tank tops, is the assertion."
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[Felicia pauses thinking]
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Felicia: "Alright, let's just play this {{Curse|fucker}}."
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Felicia: "Okay, honestly, it's not working. The down is not working. The down is not working. The down is not working!"
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Ryon: "Oh, I'm so good at this."
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Felicia: "No, you're ''not'' so good. Don't be so bold. This is a skill you have to learn over years."
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Felicia: "Okay, first of all, this community is odd. Because I'm seeing penguins everywhere."
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Felicia: "Did they actually get people who were this cut to run and see how their ass moved? Do like motion capture?"
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Ryon: "Well, that's what it looks like when I run, so—"
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Ryon: "Oh god, you're never gonna get your Muscle Milk at this rate. You're gonna be protein-less, you're gonna shrink, you're gonna be a girly man, or a girly girl, or a manly girl. Whatever you wanna be, you're gonna be the opposite."
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Ryon, chasing alien: "Alright, I'm gonna catch this little {{Curse|shit}}. Oh, close encounter of the fourth kind, {{Curse|motherfucker}}! Yeah!"
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Ryon: "Look at that hypnotic ass movement, dude."
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Felicia: "I'm so angry. Why? I'm moving so fast! My body can't move faster to run! I'm moving, I'm moving my arms, I'm—"
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Ryon, singing: "Gotta move your arms, gotta use your legs."
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Felicia, singing: "Gotta move my fingers."
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Both, singing: "My, my, my"
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Felicia: "Imagination and—"
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Ryon: "Wiimotes and—"
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Felicia, scream-singing: "I'm! Gonna make a sceeene! Nobody else! No in between!"
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Ryon: "I'm special!"
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Felicia: "Special! Sooo special!"
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Felicia: "He really needs to use a French-cut bikini, because if you run in a thong it starts to go up there and impede your blood flow. Do you know what I'm saying?"
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Ryon: "Maybe it makes you run faster, like when you stick ginger up a horse's ass."
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Felicia: "Have you done that?"
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Ryon: "No, that's what you do to a horse though."
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Felicia: "No you do not."
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Ryon: "Yeah you do."
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Felicia: "You cannot stick ginger up a horse's ass."
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Ryon: "That's what you do, dude. Look it up on Wikipedia."
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Felicia: "Who does— 'That's what you do'? That's not 'what you do'!"
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Ryon: "That's what you do to make a horse run faster."
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Felicia: "That's not true! I'm sure that's illegal."
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Ryon: "Look it up, dude. I'm sure it's illegal, but that's what you do."
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Felicia: "Alright, I'm gonna look it up."
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Felicia, looking at phone: "'Figging. A peeled ginger root shaped like a slender butt plug is inserted—'"
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Ryon, running in game: "AHHHHHHHH GET IN THERE! GET HIM! GET HIM! Yeah, {{Curse|fuck}} you!"
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Ryon, in pose that should have registered correctly in-game: "Did you see me just standing here like this? Like for five minutes?"
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Felicia: "You didn't flick! You gotta learn how to flick."
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Ryon, flipping Felicia off: "I'm flicking you, does that count?"
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Felicia: "Just heart everything. We have a heart-on for you too."
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==[[Rating]]==
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Felicia: "15 washboard abs in a row"
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Ryon: "15 ginger butt plugs"
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==Cue points==
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{|
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| 0:00 || "This week" preview
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|-
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| 0:10 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
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| 0:18 || Host intro
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|-
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| 1:13 || Game begins
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|-
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| 10:32 || "Lingerie Lesson of the Week"
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|-
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| 12:43 || Rating and outro
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|-
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| 13:18 || End card/promo
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|-
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| 13:28 || Closing theme
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|-
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| 13:30 || End video
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|}
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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Episode 080 - host intro.jpg|Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
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Episode 080 - game art.jpg|Muscle March game art
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Episode 080 - suns out guns out.jpg|Ryon explaining his "sun's out guns out" shirt
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Episode 080 - suns out 2.jpg|Felicia still doesn't get it
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Episode 080 - ryon running.jpg|Felicia recoiling as Ryon runs vigorously in game
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Episode 080 - felicia running.jpg|Felicia didn't run fast enough
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Episode 080 - flick.jpg|"I'm flicking you, does that count?"
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Episode 080 - bts.jpg|Behind-the-scenes shot from G&S Twitter
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</gallery>
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==External links==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB_qAwZKZXI Muscle March Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 79] on YouTube
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_March Muscle March] on Wikipedia
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===References===
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H6re3PCP3E Pretenders - Brass In Pocket (Official Music Video)] on YouTube
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===Social media===
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* [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/564862825827282944 Geek & Sundry's tweet]
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* [https://www.facebook.com/gigglebus/posts/10153029391925979 Felicia's Facebook post]
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* [https://www.facebook.com/geekandsundry/posts/892172494168545 Geek & Sundry's Facebook post]
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[[Category:Episodes hosted by Felicia Day|Episode 080]]
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[[Category:Episodes hosted by Ryon Day|Episode 080]]
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[[Category:Complete episode article|Episode 080]]
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[[Category:Videos recorded on the Co-Optitude set|Episode 080]]

Latest revision as of 09:56, 28 April 2020

Felicia and Ryon play Muscle March.


Episode 80 title card.jpg

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Muscle March
Platform Wii
Published Namco Bandai Games, 2010
Credits
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Zac Eubank
Director of cinematography Omer Ganai
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Aline Oliviera
Graphics Natalia Daniels
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Becca Scott
Gaffer David Thompson
Makeup Cat Paschen
Production coordinator Nick Appelbaum
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired February 9, 2015
Duration 13:30
Views 142,051
Likes 3,772
Comments 284


Quotes

Felicia: "Today we're playing something a little wacky, as you can tell from the [in French accent] accoutrement."

Ryon: "And if you can read! [points up] The title."

Felicia: "The title of what?"

Ryon: "The YouTube video."

Felicia: "Ohhhh. So it's never gonna be a surprise, is it?"

Ryon: "No, it's never gonna be a surprise ever. It's actually never a surprise. No."

Felicia: "I never even thought about that! We give spoilers, like, immediately on upload we're spoiled."

Ryon: "Not a surprise."


Felicia: "Where did you get this shirt? What is this shirt?"

Ryon: "'Sun's out guns out.' I hear it's themed. I hear it's thematic."

Felicia: "'Guns out sun's out.'"

Ryon: "Oh, is it 'guns out' first?"

Felicia: "No, it's not. 'Sun's out.' Why would—"

Ryon: "When the sun comes out it is warm enough to wear tank tops, is the assertion."

[Felicia pauses thinking]

Felicia: "Alright, let's just play this fucker."


Felicia: "Okay, honestly, it's not working. The down is not working. The down is not working. The down is not working!"


Ryon: "Oh, I'm so good at this."

Felicia: "No, you're not so good. Don't be so bold. This is a skill you have to learn over years."


Felicia: "Okay, first of all, this community is odd. Because I'm seeing penguins everywhere."


Felicia: "Did they actually get people who were this cut to run and see how their ass moved? Do like motion capture?"

Ryon: "Well, that's what it looks like when I run, so—"


Ryon: "Oh god, you're never gonna get your Muscle Milk at this rate. You're gonna be protein-less, you're gonna shrink, you're gonna be a girly man, or a girly girl, or a manly girl. Whatever you wanna be, you're gonna be the opposite."


Ryon, chasing alien: "Alright, I'm gonna catch this little shit. Oh, close encounter of the fourth kind, motherfucker! Yeah!"


Ryon: "Look at that hypnotic ass movement, dude."


Felicia: "I'm so angry. Why? I'm moving so fast! My body can't move faster to run! I'm moving, I'm moving my arms, I'm—"

Ryon, singing: "Gotta move your arms, gotta use your legs."

Felicia, singing: "Gotta move my fingers."

Both, singing: "My, my, my"

Felicia: "Imagination and—"

Ryon: "Wiimotes and—"

Felicia, scream-singing: "I'm! Gonna make a sceeene! Nobody else! No in between!"

Ryon: "I'm special!"

Felicia: "Special! Sooo special!"


Felicia: "He really needs to use a French-cut bikini, because if you run in a thong it starts to go up there and impede your blood flow. Do you know what I'm saying?"

Ryon: "Maybe it makes you run faster, like when you stick ginger up a horse's ass."

Felicia: "Have you done that?"

Ryon: "No, that's what you do to a horse though."

Felicia: "No you do not."

Ryon: "Yeah you do."

Felicia: "You cannot stick ginger up a horse's ass."

Ryon: "That's what you do, dude. Look it up on Wikipedia."

Felicia: "Who does— 'That's what you do'? That's not 'what you do'!"

Ryon: "That's what you do to make a horse run faster."

Felicia: "That's not true! I'm sure that's illegal."

Ryon: "Look it up, dude. I'm sure it's illegal, but that's what you do."

Felicia: "Alright, I'm gonna look it up."

Felicia, looking at phone: "'Figging. A peeled ginger root shaped like a slender butt plug is inserted—'"

Ryon, running in game: "AHHHHHHHH GET IN THERE! GET HIM! GET HIM! Yeah, fuck you!"


Ryon, in pose that should have registered correctly in-game: "Did you see me just standing here like this? Like for five minutes?"

Felicia: "You didn't flick! You gotta learn how to flick."

Ryon, flipping Felicia off: "I'm flicking you, does that count?"


Felicia: "Just heart everything. We have a heart-on for you too."

Rating

Felicia: "15 washboard abs in a row"

Ryon: "15 ginger butt plugs"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:10 Opening theme
0:18 Host intro
1:13 Game begins
10:32 "Lingerie Lesson of the Week"
12:43 Rating and outro
13:18 End card/promo
13:28 Closing theme
13:30 End video

Gallery

  • Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode

  • Muscle March game art

  • Ryon explaining his "sun's out guns out" shirt

  • Felicia still doesn't get it

  • Felicia recoiling as Ryon runs vigorously in game

  • Felicia didn't run fast enough

  • "I'm flicking you, does that count?"

  • Behind-the-scenes shot from G&S Twitter

External links

References

Social media

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