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==Quotes==
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Felicia: "So, we're playing a really fun game today. It's called Pieces, and it's kind of like a puzzle, where we're—"
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Ryon: "It ''is.'' It's not ''kind of'' like one. It ''is.'' It's explicitly a puzzle."
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Felicia: "I had one [puzzle] of two gray kittens going [makes a face], and I hated those kittens more than anything because I could never finish their faces."
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Ryon: "That's a nightmarish scenario, just like, you couldn't put their eyes right. Just eyeless kittens staring up at you. I don't know, I can't count the number of unfinished jigsaw puzzles that there have been in my life."
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Felicia: "Boom! I'm on a roll. I am on a roll. I am on a roll."
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Ryon: "No, you're not even anywhere near a roll."
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Felicia: "Oh god, you're beating me!"
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Ryon: "{{Curse|Fuck}} yeah I am!"
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Felicia: "Oh, if you kinda look then you can see where things go."
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Ryon, laughing: "Pro tip! 'After many years of studying jigsaw-ology, I came up with a few simple tips. The first one is—'"
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Felicia: "'Jigsaw-ology'?"
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Ryon: "'If you look at the puzzle you can sometimes tell where pieces go. That's your tip for today!'"
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Off-screen: "Those are power-ups on your right, by the way, Ryon."
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Ryon: "I don't need no power-ups, dude."
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Felicia: "How is he getting power-ups?"
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Ryon: "I'm just good naturally."
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Felicia: "Shut up!"
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Ryon: "Power-ups dude, are you kidding me? I don't need that {{Curse|shit}}."
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Off-screen: "Felicia, his power-up's telling him where to place them."
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Ryon: "No it's not. I don't even know what you're talking about, dude. That's not even true, man. I'm not even using power-ups, man. That's not—"
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Felicia: "You are too! You're a cheater!"
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Ryon: "No, that's not even— No, that's wrong."
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Felicia: "You're a cheater! This is the stupidest game!"
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Felicia: "It's a clown? What the {{Curse|fuck}} is this?"
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Ryon: "No, dude, it's an alligator man. Don't you know? If you don't have empathy for your subject, you're never gonna be a good jigsaw artist, man."
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Felicia: "You're not a 'jigsaw artist', okay, for the record."
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Ryon: "I'm an artist, dude. I'm an artist at assembling these jigsaw puzzles, dawg."
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Felicia: "I hate this game. I hate it more than anything. Zac just picked this to make me look like an idiot."
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Ryon: "Well, ''you're'' making yourself look like an idiot! That's the problem."
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Ryon: "I need them corners, dawg! Gimme them corner pieces, man!"
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Felicia: "I'm actually using the cheats and they're very good."
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Ryon: "I'm bare-backin' it, dude. I am going raw-dog on this puzzle, dude. Raw-doggin' it."
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Felicia: "I don't think anyone has ever referred to 'raw dogging' Pieces."
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Ryon: "I'm raw-doggin' this puzzle, man. I don't need your cheats, man."
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Felicia: "Why would an alligator be a sailor? That's my question."
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Ryon: "You know, shut it up. Shut your filthy {{Curse|fucking}} mouth, dude."
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Felicia, after Ryon silently activates a cheat that punishes her: "Oh, you're blocking me? Did you power up to block me?"
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Ryon, feigning offense: "No! Absurd!"
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Felicia: "I can't believe you did that."
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Ryon: "You're {{Curse|shitting}} me, dude, accusing me of this."
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Felicia: "I mean, I honestly think you're an awful person."
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Ryon: "Accusing me of this garbage, dude."
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Felicia: "You faked me out!"
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Ryon: "That's not even the case, man."
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Felicia: "You did something! You did something that was {{Curse|bullshit}}! You're cock-blocking me!"
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Ryon: "Look, man, your problems are your own."
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Felicia: "You're {{Curse|fucking}} with me with some kind of power-ups!"
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Ryon: "Why do you do that, dude? Why would— You're paranoid. You're delusional."
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Felicia: "Okay, I'm not paranoid. What did you use to sabotage me?"
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Ryon: "I don't know what you're talking about, man."
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Felicia: "You're messing with me! You're using power-ups that are immoral!"
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Ryon: "'Immoral'? Dude, morality has nothing to do with game power-ups, if I were to use them, that is what I would assert."
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Felicia: "You're {{Curse|fucking}} with me! You're making me go backwards, you awful human being!"
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Ryon: "Look, I have ''no'' idea what you're talking about. You… need…"
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Felicia: "You need to shut the {{Curse|fuck}} up or I'm going to kill you."
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Ryon: "No, listen dude, I'm trying to help you here."
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Felicia: "You're not helping me! You're not helping me! Somehow you're getting so many power-ups—"
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Ryon: "I'm trying to be helpful by finishing before you do!!! [completes puzzle]"
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Felicia: "{{Curse|Fuck}}! You {{Curse|fucked}} me!"
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Ryon, feigning offense: "What? No! What are you talking about, man?"
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Felicia: "You {{Curse|fucking}} ass. Oh my god, I hate you."
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Ryon: "What is wrong with you, dude? This is so unlike you."
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Felicia: "I only have—"
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Ryon: "You wanna talk about it? I'll talk about it with you, dude. Tell me about our mother."
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Felicia: "Like, you are a savant. I can't even be angry at you right now. Like, it's almost like being mad at Mozart for being able to compose."
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Ryon: "I'm the Mozart of Pieces? That's a dubious compliment at best, dude."
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Ryon, activating cheat: "I think you're doing a little too—"
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Felicia: "You stupid {{Curse|fuck}}. You just— I am honestly so angry with you, you're gonna walk to the airport. You're gonna walk to the airport."
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Ryon: "Dude, come on now. Dawg, come on now."
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Felicia: "I'm lightheaded. I'm not kidding."
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Ryon: "I don't know what you're talking about. You're talking nonsense."
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Felicia: "I'm literally— I'm never inviting you back to this show. This show is no longer yours."
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Ryon: "You're talking nonsense, man."
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Felicia: "Now I'm just giving up."
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Ryon: "No, dude. Come on, dude, you got this."
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Felicia: "I don't wanna play this."
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Ryon: "You have the will to live, dude, come on. You have the will. Oh no, see, I mess up sometimes."
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Felicia, inhaling sharply: "You're {{Curse|fucking}} condescending too. I'm ''so'' angry at you right now. I'm ''so'' angry at you."
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Ryon: "Come on! You're doing good, man! Come on, buddy, look at you go. Look at you put them pieces in correct places."
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Felicia: "Everyone is going to hate you when they see this episode."
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Ryon: "I know. I hate myself right now a little bit. It's fine. [completes puzzle] Oh man, that was hard. Whew!"
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Felicia: "When I was ten years old and never had a Nintendo, did I think when I grow up and be an adult woman that I would be publicly humiliated in many formats for being incredibly bad at Pieces?"
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Ryon, patting Felicia on the back: "You did good. You did good."
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Felicia gives Ryon a death look and he scoots away
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Felicia: "Join us next week when our new cohost, Hector Navarro joins me—"
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Ryon: "Ryon Day disappeared under mysterious circumstances in the Nevada desert, but the show must go on."
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Felicia: "He got on a plane and we never saw him again."
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==[[Rating]]==
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Ryon: "5,000 puzzle pieces stacked straight to the {{Curse|fucking}} moon, man. Moon! To the moon!"
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Felicia: "15 Riddler testicles" ("because he liked puzzles, right?")
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==Cue points==
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{|
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| 0:00 || "This week" preview
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|-
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| 0:17 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
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|-
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| 0:25 || Host intro
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|-
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| 1:43 || Game begins
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|-
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| 3:19 || "Jigsaw-ology Tip of the Week"
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|-
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| 8:03 || Rating and outro
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|-
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| 8:35 || End card/promo
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|-
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| 8:59 || Closing theme
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|-
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| 9:01 || End video
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|}
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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Episode 107 - host intro.jpg|Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
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Episode 107 - game cartridge.jpg|The Pieces game cartridge
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Episode 107 - fake gamers.jpg|Holding Genesis controllers for a SNES game
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Episode 107 - loading screen.jpg|The mystifying loading screen from Pieces
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Episode 107 - cheater.jpg|Felicia accuses Ryon of being a cheater
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Episode 107 - how are you so good.jpg|"How are you so good at this game?"
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Episode 107 - felicia game face.jpg|Felicia's game face while she's beating Ryon
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Episode 107 - ryon cheats.jpg|Ryon's cheating begins
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Episode 107 - ryon cheats 2.jpg|and continues
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Episode 107 - felicia rage 1.jpg|Felicia's rage is rising
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Episode 107 - felicia rage 2.jpg|and rising
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Episode 107 - felicia rage 3.jpg|and rising
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Episode 107 - you did good.jpg|"You did good!"
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Episode 107 - ryon scared.jpg|Ryon recoils from the daggers in Felicia's eyes
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</gallery>
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==External links==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWjdcIpkYvI Let's Play PIECES! Co-optitude with Ryon and Felicia Day] on YouTube
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pieces_(video_game) Pieces (video game)] on Wikipedia
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===Social media===
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* [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/640932906140073984 Geek & Sundry's tweet]
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* [https://www.facebook.com/geekandsundry/posts/1018537408198719 Geek & Sundry's Facebook post]
  
 
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Latest revision as of 06:02, 19 May 2020

Felicia and Ryon play Pieces.


Episode 107 title card.jpg

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Pieces
Platform SNES
Published Atlus USA, 1994
Credits
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired September 7, 2015
Duration 9:01
Views 102,960
Likes 3,052
Comments 212


Quotes

Felicia: "So, we're playing a really fun game today. It's called Pieces, and it's kind of like a puzzle, where we're—"

Ryon: "It is. It's not kind of like one. It is. It's explicitly a puzzle."


Felicia: "I had one [puzzle] of two gray kittens going [makes a face], and I hated those kittens more than anything because I could never finish their faces."

Ryon: "That's a nightmarish scenario, just like, you couldn't put their eyes right. Just eyeless kittens staring up at you. I don't know, I can't count the number of unfinished jigsaw puzzles that there have been in my life."


Felicia: "Boom! I'm on a roll. I am on a roll. I am on a roll."

Ryon: "No, you're not even anywhere near a roll."

Felicia: "Oh god, you're beating me!"

Ryon: "Fuck yeah I am!"


Felicia: "Oh, if you kinda look then you can see where things go."

Ryon, laughing: "Pro tip! 'After many years of studying jigsaw-ology, I came up with a few simple tips. The first one is—'"

Felicia: "'Jigsaw-ology'?"

Ryon: "'If you look at the puzzle you can sometimes tell where pieces go. That's your tip for today!'"


Off-screen: "Those are power-ups on your right, by the way, Ryon."

Ryon: "I don't need no power-ups, dude."

Felicia: "How is he getting power-ups?"

Ryon: "I'm just good naturally."

Felicia: "Shut up!"

Ryon: "Power-ups dude, are you kidding me? I don't need that shit."

Off-screen: "Felicia, his power-up's telling him where to place them."

Ryon: "No it's not. I don't even know what you're talking about, dude. That's not even true, man. I'm not even using power-ups, man. That's not—"

Felicia: "You are too! You're a cheater!"

Ryon: "No, that's not even— No, that's wrong."

Felicia: "You're a cheater! This is the stupidest game!"


Felicia: "It's a clown? What the fuck is this?"

Ryon: "No, dude, it's an alligator man. Don't you know? If you don't have empathy for your subject, you're never gonna be a good jigsaw artist, man."

Felicia: "You're not a 'jigsaw artist', okay, for the record."

Ryon: "I'm an artist, dude. I'm an artist at assembling these jigsaw puzzles, dawg."


Felicia: "I hate this game. I hate it more than anything. Zac just picked this to make me look like an idiot."

Ryon: "Well, you're making yourself look like an idiot! That's the problem."


Ryon: "I need them corners, dawg! Gimme them corner pieces, man!"


Felicia: "I'm actually using the cheats and they're very good."

Ryon: "I'm bare-backin' it, dude. I am going raw-dog on this puzzle, dude. Raw-doggin' it."

Felicia: "I don't think anyone has ever referred to 'raw dogging' Pieces."

Ryon: "I'm raw-doggin' this puzzle, man. I don't need your cheats, man."


Felicia: "Why would an alligator be a sailor? That's my question."

Ryon: "You know, shut it up. Shut your filthy fucking mouth, dude."


Felicia, after Ryon silently activates a cheat that punishes her: "Oh, you're blocking me? Did you power up to block me?"

Ryon, feigning offense: "No! Absurd!"

Felicia: "I can't believe you did that."

Ryon: "You're shitting me, dude, accusing me of this."

Felicia: "I mean, I honestly think you're an awful person."

Ryon: "Accusing me of this garbage, dude."

Felicia: "You faked me out!"

Ryon: "That's not even the case, man."

Felicia: "You did something! You did something that was bullshit! You're cock-blocking me!"

Ryon: "Look, man, your problems are your own."

Felicia: "You're fucking with me with some kind of power-ups!"

Ryon: "Why do you do that, dude? Why would— You're paranoid. You're delusional."

Felicia: "Okay, I'm not paranoid. What did you use to sabotage me?"

Ryon: "I don't know what you're talking about, man."

Felicia: "You're messing with me! You're using power-ups that are immoral!"

Ryon: "'Immoral'? Dude, morality has nothing to do with game power-ups, if I were to use them, that is what I would assert."

Felicia: "You're fucking with me! You're making me go backwards, you awful human being!"

Ryon: "Look, I have no idea what you're talking about. You… need…"

Felicia: "You need to shut the fuck up or I'm going to kill you."

Ryon: "No, listen dude, I'm trying to help you here."

Felicia: "You're not helping me! You're not helping me! Somehow you're getting so many power-ups—"

Ryon: "I'm trying to be helpful by finishing before you do!!! [completes puzzle]"


Felicia: "Fuck! You fucked me!"

Ryon, feigning offense: "What? No! What are you talking about, man?"

Felicia: "You fucking ass. Oh my god, I hate you."

Ryon: "What is wrong with you, dude? This is so unlike you."

Felicia: "I only have—"

Ryon: "You wanna talk about it? I'll talk about it with you, dude. Tell me about our mother."


Felicia: "Like, you are a savant. I can't even be angry at you right now. Like, it's almost like being mad at Mozart for being able to compose."

Ryon: "I'm the Mozart of Pieces? That's a dubious compliment at best, dude."


Ryon, activating cheat: "I think you're doing a little too—"

Felicia: "You stupid fuck. You just— I am honestly so angry with you, you're gonna walk to the airport. You're gonna walk to the airport."

Ryon: "Dude, come on now. Dawg, come on now."

Felicia: "I'm lightheaded. I'm not kidding."

Ryon: "I don't know what you're talking about. You're talking nonsense."

Felicia: "I'm literally— I'm never inviting you back to this show. This show is no longer yours."

Ryon: "You're talking nonsense, man."


Felicia: "Now I'm just giving up."

Ryon: "No, dude. Come on, dude, you got this."

Felicia: "I don't wanna play this."

Ryon: "You have the will to live, dude, come on. You have the will. Oh no, see, I mess up sometimes."

Felicia, inhaling sharply: "You're fucking condescending too. I'm so angry at you right now. I'm so angry at you."

Ryon: "Come on! You're doing good, man! Come on, buddy, look at you go. Look at you put them pieces in correct places."

Felicia: "Everyone is going to hate you when they see this episode."

Ryon: "I know. I hate myself right now a little bit. It's fine. [completes puzzle] Oh man, that was hard. Whew!"


Felicia: "When I was ten years old and never had a Nintendo, did I think when I grow up and be an adult woman that I would be publicly humiliated in many formats for being incredibly bad at Pieces?"

Ryon, patting Felicia on the back: "You did good. You did good."

Felicia gives Ryon a death look and he scoots away

Felicia: "Join us next week when our new cohost, Hector Navarro joins me—"

Ryon: "Ryon Day disappeared under mysterious circumstances in the Nevada desert, but the show must go on."

Felicia: "He got on a plane and we never saw him again."

Rating

Ryon: "5,000 puzzle pieces stacked straight to the fucking moon, man. Moon! To the moon!"

Felicia: "15 Riddler testicles" ("because he liked puzzles, right?")

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:17 Opening theme
0:25 Host intro
1:43 Game begins
3:19 "Jigsaw-ology Tip of the Week"
8:03 Rating and outro
8:35 End card/promo
8:59 Closing theme
9:01 End video

Gallery

  • Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode

  • The Pieces game cartridge

  • Holding Genesis controllers for a SNES game

  • The mystifying loading screen from Pieces

  • Felicia accuses Ryon of being a cheater

  • "How are you so good at this game?"

  • Felicia's game face while she's beating Ryon

  • Ryon's cheating begins

  • and continues

  • Felicia's rage is rising

  • and rising

  • and rising

  • "You did good!"

  • Ryon recoils from the daggers in Felicia's eyes

External links

Social media

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