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Duration	10:54

Episode

This is the first episode of Co-Optitude.

Quotes

Felicia: "Those guys are made out of Chicken McNuggets."

Ryon: "And what is that at the top of the screen? He is hung like a chimney."

Ryon: "Oh, what did I just get? It just fell on me. It's like you hit him and he [shits] books."

Ryon: "I've got zero lives left."

Felicia: "Well, if we had played like anybody's business!"

Felicia: "Pink skellies! Pink skellies!"

Ryon: "You're seeing the softer side of the undead."

Felicia: "Breast cancer awareness skellies."

Felicia: "Have you ever burned human bones?"

Felicia: "[...] Which is even more insulting, because if I'm the magician character, why are my boobs out so hard?"

Ryon: "Your boobs be out hard, yo!"

Ryon: "I'm gonna sit back and watch. I'll let you make 70% of my salary. [...] Seventy percent of my adventuring salary."

Felicia: "When we split up the loot I get 70% of what you get."

Ryon: "Yeah, you get 70% of what I get. That's more than fair because you might take adventurer maternity leave, and then it's like where are we then, you know?"

Felicia: "You're a single dwarf."

Ryon: "I'm a dwarf rights activist. That's what I am."

Rating

Ryon: "12 giant dwarf balls up"

Felicia: "5 barbarian thongs"

Cue points

0:00	Opening theme
0:10	Intro
1:07	Game begins
6:19	"Inquiry of the Week"
8:10	Cheat code time
9:42	Rating and outro
10:24	Closing theme
10:25	Geek & Sundry Vlogs Channel promo with Nika Harper
10:54	End video

Gallery

Felicia and Ryon introducing the show
Golden Axe II cover art
Felicia and Ryon playing Golden Axe II

External links