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==Quotes==
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Felicia: "And we have a special, special—"
 +
 +
Ryon: "Very special episode today."
 +
 +
Felicia: "Not really. It's just a stupid game."
 +
 +
Ryon: "It's a dumbass little baby game."
 +
 +
 +
Ryon: "And Garuda X17 gave us this."
 +
 +
Felicia: "Well, among a lot of other themed things like this, this is my favorite, 'cause, not only is it a creepy little guy—"
 +
 +
Ryon: "But there's a special feature."
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Felicia: "This is a special feature. Now, just as a reminder, this is a child's toy in Japan, I believe. This large stuffed animal has a butthole. And it's not just any butthole. It's a butthole you can put your finger in."
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Ryon: "Unlike regular buttholes."
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Felicia, as she thrusts her finger in and out of the butthole: "Look at this, guys. I don't mean— I don't know—"
 +
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Ryon: "Look at that. Look at this filth. Hide your eyes, children."
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Felicia: "Look! Why did this toy come with a butthole? And a tiny butthole that's finger sized. And you can fit a lot in here, guys. This is a pocket. If anybody has an explanation for why this children's toy has a butthole—"
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Ryon: "I think the explanation is 'Japan.'"
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Felicia: "Okay, is that it?"
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Ryon: "Yeah."
 +
 +
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Ryon: "What are we gonna do? We're gonna collect this {{Curse|fucker}}!"
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Felicia: "No, we're gonna breed this {{Curse|fucker}}."
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Ryon: "We're gonna breed this {{Curse|fucker}}."
 +
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Felicia: "I don't know if we breed or not. We're going to raise this {{Curse|fucker}}."
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Ryon: "Gonna raise this {{Curse|fucker}}. Matriculate this {{Curse|fucker}}."
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Felicia: "Matriculate? That means graduate, right?"
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Ryon: "We're going to have them graduate from unicorn college."
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Felicia: "Okay, we're gonna edumacate some unicorns."
 +
 +
Ryon: "We're gonna educate unicorns. Let's educate this {{Curse|fucker}}."
 +
 +
Felicia: "Educate this {{Curse|fucker}}."
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Felicia: "We gotta play a girl, but— You wanna play a guy? I'm gonna do this for you just because you look just like this kid. Look at him. [in child's voice] 'Hi, my name's Ryon Day! I'm five years old!'"
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Ryon: "Well, he does have a bowl cut like a young Ryon Day did as well."
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Felicia: "He does. And you're wearing like a little sissy suit."
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Ryon: "Yeah, little sissy suit."
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Felicia: "What are we gonna name him?"
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Ryon: "We're gonna name him— Well, we have two names we usually use."
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Felicia: "Well, or we can use that or—"
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Ryon: "Peupicorn? Anussicorn?"
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Felicia: "[…] Or just Well Hung. [types it in] Okay, right? I like that."
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Ryon: "I'm sure you do! I'm sure that's right up your alley, dude. Right up your something, anyway."
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Felicia: "Look at his information. He's very, very stupid."
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Ryon: "He's very cheap."
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Felicia: "He's ''very'' stupid."
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Ryon: "He's very weak. He's dumb and weak."
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Felicia: "He's very stupid. He's a dextrous, speedy, dumb {{Curse|shit}}."
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Ryon: "He's dumb and {{Curse|fucking}} runs really fast."
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Felicia: "Yeah."
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Ryon: "He's a dumb {{Curse|shit}}."
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Ryon: "If you're a good boy, WellHung, we'll let ya {{Curse|fuck}}."
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Ryon: "I think he needs to get swole again. I want a big, muscle-bound, dumb {{Curse|fuck}} unicorn, alright?"
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Ryon: "We need to put some more concrete blocks on that sled."
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Felicia: "No you don't! He's a baby!"
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Ryon: "No, he's gonna be a man."
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Felicia: "He's a foal. He doesn't even have horseshoes on yet."
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Ryon: "It's okay. He's gonna be tough."
 +
 +
Felicia: "We gotta go put him to work, actually. He needs to make us some cheddar."
 +
 +
Ryon: "And what kind of weak, spindly horse is gonna make us money?"
 +
 +
Felicia: "Um, one who is elegant."
 +
 +
 +
Felicia: "We gotta put him to work. Should we clean him before we put him to work? Nah, it's fine."
 +
 +
Ryon: "We'll ride him hard, put him up wet. It'll teach him character."
 +
 +
 +
Ryon, brushing the unicorn disturbingly slowly and speaking softly: "Oh yeah, you like that? You like that? Oh yeah, you like that."
 +
 +
Felicia: "Don't go so slow. It's creepy."
 +
 +
Ryon: "No, he likes it. Mmm-hmm."
 +
 +
Felicia, laughing: "Please stop it."
 +
 +
Ryon: "Right down the shanks, nice and slow? Shanks? Nice and slow. There ya go."
 +
 +
Felicia: "You're making me vomit! Please!"
 +
 +
 +
Felicia: "And the great thing is we can sit here for a minute and a half watching him go off screen to do something we can't see."
 +
 +
Ryon: "What are we supposed to do?"
 +
 +
Felicia: "Nothing. We wait for the horse to come back. That's why this game sucks."
 +
 +
 +
Felicia, after brushing ill unicorn: "Okay, he looks ''better''. Does he look alright?"
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Ryon: "Yeah! No, he's fine."
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Felicia: "He doesn't look good."
 +
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Ryon: "He's totally fine, man! Let's go lift some weights now."
 +
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Felicia: "No! Okay, I don't like the way you're treating our horse. Eat something!"
 +
 +
Ryon: "Come on, man. Pain is weakness leaving the body, dude."
 +
 +
 +
Felicia: "Oh, he's got an infection!"
 +
 +
Ryon: "He's got the chlamydias. Jesus, what did you do when you were out there?"
 +
 +
Felicia: "Oh no, this is awful."
 +
 +
Ryon: "We didn't give him the talk and this is what happens."
 +
 +
 +
Felicia: "I don't think we have enough money to cure him!"
 +
 +
Ryon: "No, we don't have any money to cure our horse."
 +
 +
Felicia, laughing: "How can we have {{Curse|fucked}} this game up so fast!?"
 +
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Ryon, laughing: "Okay! Put him to work! You gotta bring home the bacon!"
 +
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Felicia: "I'm sorry, you have to go!"
 +
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Ryon: "Son, you have to go! We have no choice!"
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Felicia, laughing: "You have to, I'm sorry!"
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Ryon, laughing: "We have no choice!"
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Felicia, laughing: "This is like Tiny Tim stuff!"
 +
 +
Ryon: "We have no choice, kid, I'm sorry! Oh god, he's gonna—"
 +
 +
Felicia: "This is like Tiny Tim! It's awful!"
 +
 +
 +
Felicia: "I just want— Can we get another horse? Can we send him to [quietly] the glue factory?"
 +
 +
Ryon: "Yeah, how much is his body worth?"
 +
 +
Felicia: "If we just take his horn off—"
 +
 +
Ryon: "How much are his bones worth in the glue factory?"
 +
 +
 +
Ryon: "Yep, get that hoof. Other hoof."
 +
 +
Felicia, flatly: "We gotta do all his hooves."
 +
 +
Ryon: "Wow."
 +
 +
Felicia: "God I hate him."
 +
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Ryon, laughing: "You're talking about your child."
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Felicia, laughing: "I {{Curse|fucking}} hate him."
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Ryon: "Look at him. [holding out hand] 'You may. You may {{Curse|fucking}} groom.'"
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Felicia: "You know what I had to do because of your {{Curse|fucking}} genital infection!? I literally have no money right now to pay myself!"
 +
 +
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Ryon: "Hope you guys out there didn't pay for your whole chair, 'cause I know you're just using the edge."
 +
 +
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Felicia: "Look at him! He's running like—"
 +
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Ryon: "He's running like an idiot."
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 +
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Felicia: "Oh it works!"
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Ryon: "Oh look! He looks so proud."
 +
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Felicia: "Oh god, he's adorable."
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Ryon: "Oh god, no son of mine acts like that."
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Felicia: "Okay, you're really gender stereotyping right now. I feel like if he needs to prance, you gotta let a guy prance."
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 +
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Ryon, reading: "Oh, 'Intelligence is determined by how well you groom your horse as a colt.' Not C-U-L-T, but C-O-L-T."
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Felicia: "O-C-C-U-L-T?"
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Ryon: "So we treated him like {{Curse|shit}}, so his mental capacity is stunted."
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Felicia: "How did we treat him like {{Curse|shit}}? I thought we groomed him really well as a baby."
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Ryon, laughing: "We sent him to work at the age of 1."
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Felicia: "Alright, that was not as good as it could have been. How do you increase it?"
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Ryon: "He's done. It's nature versus nurture, dude. I've been trying to pull a 3-ton cart as a 100 lb colt. He had a brain aneurysm. It just killed the part of his brain."
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Felicia, laughing: "As long as he can still breed."
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Ryon, laughing: "You just need him for his big horse dick. That's all he is to you. A dick on four legs. That's all. That's all."
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Felicia: "{{Curse|Fuck}} this game."
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Ryon: "{{Curse|Fuck}} this game, dude."
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==Character names==
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* Both: "WellHung"
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==[[Rating]]==
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Felicia: "45 hours of him just going away and not doing anything"
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Ryon: "3 IQ points"
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==Cue points==
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{|
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|-
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| 0:00 || "This week" preview
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|-
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| 0:16 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
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|-
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| 0:25 || Host intro
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|-
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| 2:44 || Game begins
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|-
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| 8:15 || "Felicia's Most Uncomfortable Moment of the Week"
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|-
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| 16:26 || Rating and outro
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|-
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| 17:13 || Closing theme
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|-
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| 17:15 || End card/promo
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|-
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| 17:21 || End video
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|}
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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Episode 135 - host intro.jpg|Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
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Episode 135 - bonk.jpg|Ryon bonking Felicia to get Garuda X17's name right
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Episode 135 - kobitos.jpg|Hiding Peach Bottom Kobito toy
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Episode 135 - finger.jpg|Felicia violating a children's toy
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Episode 135 - game art.jpg|Secret of the Magic Crystals game art
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Episode 135 - child ryon.jpg|Ryon as a child (right) compared to the protagonist
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Episode 135 - name.jpg|Felicia naming her unicorn
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Episode 135 - no penis.jpg|The lack of visible horse penis is noted
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Episode 135 - uncomfortable.jpg|Felicia reacts to Ryon's sensual horse brushing
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Episode 135 - sick.jpg|WellHung "Tokyo drifts" home sick
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Episode 135 - squatting.jpg|"Use the bucket!"
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Episode 135 - cheats.jpg|"New Low Unlocked: Desperately searched for cheats to a baby game"
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Episode 135 - searching.jpg|"New Low Unlocked: Continued to search for answers to why a baby game bested you"
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</gallery>
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==External links==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6hclwWdtCs Let's Play Secret of the Magic Crystals! (Co-Optitude w/ Ryon & Felicia Day)] on YouTube
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===References===
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* [https://twitter.com/hz1_shamsul Garuda X17] on Twitter
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* [https://www.kobitos.com/ Kobitos.com]
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** [https://www.kobitos.com/kobitosdetails/%E3%82%AB%E3%82%AF%E3%83%AC%E3%83%A2%E3%83%A2%E3%82%B8%E3%83%AA- カクレモモジリ] on Kobitos.com - aka "Hiding Peach Bottom", the Kobito Felicia was given
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* Possible "sissy suit" outfits
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** [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Lord_Fauntleroy#Impact_on_fashion ''Little Lord Fauntleroy'' inspired outfits] on Wikipedia
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** [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Brown_suit ''Buster Brown'' suit] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Tim_(A_Christmas_Carol) Tiny Tim (A Christmas Carol)] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_glue Animal glue] on Wikipedia - what animals "sent to the glue factory" produce
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===Social media===
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* [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/767776392830291968 Geek & Sundry's tweet]
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* [https://www.facebook.com/geekandsundry/posts/1234446346607823 Geek & Sundry's Facebook post]
  
 
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[[Category:Episodes hosted by Ryon Day]]
 
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[[Category:Complete episode article]]
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[[Category:Videos recorded on the Twitch set]]

Latest revision as of 20:26, 27 April 2020

Felicia and Ryon play Secret of the Magic Crystals.


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Secret of the Magic Crystals
Platform PC
Published Artery Studios, 2011
Credits
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired August 22, 2016
Duration 17:21
Views 65,346
Likes 1,837
Comments 144

Quotes

Felicia: "And we have a special, special—"

Ryon: "Very special episode today."

Felicia: "Not really. It's just a stupid game."

Ryon: "It's a dumbass little baby game."


Ryon: "And Garuda X17 gave us this."

Felicia: "Well, among a lot of other themed things like this, this is my favorite, 'cause, not only is it a creepy little guy—"

Ryon: "But there's a special feature."

Felicia: "This is a special feature. Now, just as a reminder, this is a child's toy in Japan, I believe. This large stuffed animal has a butthole. And it's not just any butthole. It's a butthole you can put your finger in."

Ryon: "Unlike regular buttholes."

Felicia, as she thrusts her finger in and out of the butthole: "Look at this, guys. I don't mean— I don't know—"

Ryon: "Look at that. Look at this filth. Hide your eyes, children."

Felicia: "Look! Why did this toy come with a butthole? And a tiny butthole that's finger sized. And you can fit a lot in here, guys. This is a pocket. If anybody has an explanation for why this children's toy has a butthole—"

Ryon: "I think the explanation is 'Japan.'"

Felicia: "Okay, is that it?"

Ryon: "Yeah."


Ryon: "What are we gonna do? We're gonna collect this fucker!"

Felicia: "No, we're gonna breed this fucker."

Ryon: "We're gonna breed this fucker."

Felicia: "I don't know if we breed or not. We're going to raise this fucker."

Ryon: "Gonna raise this fucker. Matriculate this fucker."

Felicia: "Matriculate? That means graduate, right?"

Ryon: "We're going to have them graduate from unicorn college."

Felicia: "Okay, we're gonna edumacate some unicorns."

Ryon: "We're gonna educate unicorns. Let's educate this fucker."

Felicia: "Educate this fucker."


Felicia: "We gotta play a girl, but— You wanna play a guy? I'm gonna do this for you just because you look just like this kid. Look at him. [in child's voice] 'Hi, my name's Ryon Day! I'm five years old!'"

Ryon: "Well, he does have a bowl cut like a young Ryon Day did as well."

Felicia: "He does. And you're wearing like a little sissy suit."

Ryon: "Yeah, little sissy suit."


Felicia: "What are we gonna name him?"

Ryon: "We're gonna name him— Well, we have two names we usually use."

Felicia: "Well, or we can use that or—"

Ryon: "Peupicorn? Anussicorn?"

Felicia: "[…] Or just Well Hung. [types it in] Okay, right? I like that."

Ryon: "I'm sure you do! I'm sure that's right up your alley, dude. Right up your something, anyway."


Felicia: "Look at his information. He's very, very stupid."

Ryon: "He's very cheap."

Felicia: "He's very stupid."

Ryon: "He's very weak. He's dumb and weak."

Felicia: "He's very stupid. He's a dextrous, speedy, dumb shit."

Ryon: "He's dumb and fucking runs really fast."

Felicia: "Yeah."

Ryon: "He's a dumb shit."


Ryon: "If you're a good boy, WellHung, we'll let ya fuck."


Ryon: "I think he needs to get swole again. I want a big, muscle-bound, dumb fuck unicorn, alright?"


Ryon: "We need to put some more concrete blocks on that sled."

Felicia: "No you don't! He's a baby!"

Ryon: "No, he's gonna be a man."

Felicia: "He's a foal. He doesn't even have horseshoes on yet."

Ryon: "It's okay. He's gonna be tough."

Felicia: "We gotta go put him to work, actually. He needs to make us some cheddar."

Ryon: "And what kind of weak, spindly horse is gonna make us money?"

Felicia: "Um, one who is elegant."


Felicia: "We gotta put him to work. Should we clean him before we put him to work? Nah, it's fine."

Ryon: "We'll ride him hard, put him up wet. It'll teach him character."


Ryon, brushing the unicorn disturbingly slowly and speaking softly: "Oh yeah, you like that? You like that? Oh yeah, you like that."

Felicia: "Don't go so slow. It's creepy."

Ryon: "No, he likes it. Mmm-hmm."

Felicia, laughing: "Please stop it."

Ryon: "Right down the shanks, nice and slow? Shanks? Nice and slow. There ya go."

Felicia: "You're making me vomit! Please!"


Felicia: "And the great thing is we can sit here for a minute and a half watching him go off screen to do something we can't see."

Ryon: "What are we supposed to do?"

Felicia: "Nothing. We wait for the horse to come back. That's why this game sucks."


Felicia, after brushing ill unicorn: "Okay, he looks better. Does he look alright?"

Ryon: "Yeah! No, he's fine."

Felicia: "He doesn't look good."

Ryon: "He's totally fine, man! Let's go lift some weights now."

Felicia: "No! Okay, I don't like the way you're treating our horse. Eat something!"

Ryon: "Come on, man. Pain is weakness leaving the body, dude."


Felicia: "Oh, he's got an infection!"

Ryon: "He's got the chlamydias. Jesus, what did you do when you were out there?"

Felicia: "Oh no, this is awful."

Ryon: "We didn't give him the talk and this is what happens."


Felicia: "I don't think we have enough money to cure him!"

Ryon: "No, we don't have any money to cure our horse."

Felicia, laughing: "How can we have fucked this game up so fast!?"

Ryon, laughing: "Okay! Put him to work! You gotta bring home the bacon!"

Felicia: "I'm sorry, you have to go!"

Ryon: "Son, you have to go! We have no choice!"

Felicia, laughing: "You have to, I'm sorry!"

Ryon, laughing: "We have no choice!"

Felicia, laughing: "This is like Tiny Tim stuff!"

Ryon: "We have no choice, kid, I'm sorry! Oh god, he's gonna—"

Felicia: "This is like Tiny Tim! It's awful!"


Felicia: "I just want— Can we get another horse? Can we send him to [quietly] the glue factory?"

Ryon: "Yeah, how much is his body worth?"

Felicia: "If we just take his horn off—"

Ryon: "How much are his bones worth in the glue factory?"


Ryon: "Yep, get that hoof. Other hoof."

Felicia, flatly: "We gotta do all his hooves."

Ryon: "Wow."

Felicia: "God I hate him."

Ryon, laughing: "You're talking about your child."

Felicia, laughing: "I fucking hate him."

Ryon: "Look at him. [holding out hand] 'You may. You may fucking groom.'"


Felicia: "You know what I had to do because of your fucking genital infection!? I literally have no money right now to pay myself!"


Ryon: "Hope you guys out there didn't pay for your whole chair, 'cause I know you're just using the edge."


Felicia: "Look at him! He's running like—"

Ryon: "He's running like an idiot."


Felicia: "Oh it works!"

Ryon: "Oh look! He looks so proud."

Felicia: "Oh god, he's adorable."

Ryon: "Oh god, no son of mine acts like that."

Felicia: "Okay, you're really gender stereotyping right now. I feel like if he needs to prance, you gotta let a guy prance."


Ryon, reading: "Oh, 'Intelligence is determined by how well you groom your horse as a colt.' Not C-U-L-T, but C-O-L-T."

Felicia: "O-C-C-U-L-T?"

Ryon: "So we treated him like shit, so his mental capacity is stunted."

Felicia: "How did we treat him like shit? I thought we groomed him really well as a baby."

Ryon, laughing: "We sent him to work at the age of 1."

Felicia: "Alright, that was not as good as it could have been. How do you increase it?"

Ryon: "He's done. It's nature versus nurture, dude. I've been trying to pull a 3-ton cart as a 100 lb colt. He had a brain aneurysm. It just killed the part of his brain."

Felicia, laughing: "As long as he can still breed."

Ryon, laughing: "You just need him for his big horse dick. That's all he is to you. A dick on four legs. That's all. That's all."


Felicia: "Fuck this game."

Ryon: "Fuck this game, dude."

Character names

  • Both: "WellHung"

Rating

Felicia: "45 hours of him just going away and not doing anything"

Ryon: "3 IQ points"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:16 Opening theme
0:25 Host intro
2:44 Game begins
8:15 "Felicia's Most Uncomfortable Moment of the Week"
16:26 Rating and outro
17:13 Closing theme
17:15 End card/promo
17:21 End video

Gallery

  • Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode

  • Ryon bonking Felicia to get Garuda X17's name right

  • Hiding Peach Bottom Kobito toy

  • Felicia violating a children's toy

  • Secret of the Magic Crystals game art

  • Ryon as a child (right) compared to the protagonist

  • Felicia naming her unicorn

  • The lack of visible horse penis is noted

  • Felicia reacts to Ryon's sensual horse brushing

  • WellHung "Tokyo drifts" home sick

  • "Use the bucket!"

  • "New Low Unlocked: Desperately searched for cheats to a baby game"

  • "New Low Unlocked: Continued to search for answers to why a baby game bested you"

External links

References

Social media

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