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Felicia and Ryon play The Great Circus Mystery, Starring Mickey and Minnie. <span style="display:none;" class="preview-only">[[File:Episode 34 title card.jpg|thumb]]</span>
{{Episode summary
  |EpisodeNum=34
  |Game1=The Great Circus Mystery, Starring Mickey and Minnie
  |Platform1=Sega Genesis
  |Publisher1=Capcom
  |Year1=1994
  |Hosts=Felicia Day; Ryon Day
  |Director=Sean Becker
  |ExecProducers=Felicia Day; Sheri Bryant
  |Editing=Brett Houston
  |Graphics=Steven Sprinkles
  |Music=Jason Charles Miller
  |ProductionAsst=Annie Liu
  |StatDate=2020-01-12
  |AirDate=2014-02-17
  |Duration=11:24
  |Views=134015
  |Likes=3274
  |Comments=288}}
==Quotes==

Felicia singing: "Hey everybody! It's ''Co-Optitude'' time!"

Ryon: "Just— No."


Felicia, reading about game: "'The costumes include a sweeper. You can suck enemies and turn 'em into coins—'"

Ryon, laughing: "That's Minnie though, right? Only Minnie."

Felicia: "Yeah. Only Minnie can wear that."


Felicia: "I would pray that this is a better game than [[Episode 19|the Chip 'n Dale one]], 'cause that was torturous."

Ryon: "I'm looking forward to rubbing some mouse glands on things that people put in their mouths."

Felicia: "Okay, let's just move on."


Ryon, as Goofy enters cutscene: "Oh god, this {{Curse|fucking}} loser? Oh look at him. This {{Curse|motherfucker}}.


Felicia, reading Minnie's dialog: "'Where's Goofy going?'"

Ryon: "Look at him, man."

Felicia, reading Mickey's dialog: "'To find himself'!?"

Ryon: "Wow. Goofy's like on a quest of self discovery."

Felicia: "He's going off into his own endless ''Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind'' movie, and we're about to go to the circus."


Ryon, about Minnie: "Oh, look at that coquettish little pose she's got. That come-hither look."

Felicia: "Yeah, she's—"

Ryon, moving on: "Alright, apparently—"

Felicia, after a long pause: "—she's a whore."


Felicia: "Oh god, that guy's creepy. He's the color of a Cheeto. You know you never can trust a guy the color of a Cheeto."

Ryon, laughing: "I didn't know that was a rule to live by."


Felicia: "Oh, we can suck."


Ryon: "Oh, we're gonna suck him. [sucks up enemy in vacuum] Yeah! Oh yeah!"

Felicia: "That's how we get the money bucks."

Ryon: "When you suck people off you get money. That's what I learned from this game."


Ryon, seeing Goofy on continue screen: "Oh god, him? That's the last thing that you see before you [die]."


Felicia: "Hopefully this game is made for babies and you can just continue forever."


Felicia: "If you could kill somebody and vacuum them up and turn 'em into like a hundred bucks, what would you do?"

Ryon: "Oh, there wouldn't be very many people in the world, that's for sure."


Felicia: "Do you know what I hate? Jolly Green Giant. They never fill out his backstory enough to figure out why—"

Ryon: "And Little Sprout."


Felicia: "Can you make a mouth fart sound?"

Ryon: "What the {{Curse|fuck}} are you talking about?"

Felicia: "You know that thing where you can make a fart sound with your mouth?"

Ryon: "No, I don't!"


Ryon: "Golly, Felicia, I am having those mid-day energy doldrums."

Felicia: "Well you know the thing we can do at ''Co-Optitude'' when we get a little low energy—"

Ryon: "Jamba Juice!"

Felicia: "We send someone out to Jamba Juice."

Ryon: "The carbohydrates really give me the energy, and the protein boost really helps me pack on that muscle on the guns."

Felicia: "And honestly, they didn't pay us to say this."

Ryon: "No. Completely free."

Felicia: "Well, now that I said it like that it ''did'' sound like we were paid to say this."

Ryon: "Shhhhh."


Felicia, as Ryon walks around on fire: "Roast yourself. Roast it up. Roast it up. You're a delicacy. You're a delicacy."


Felicia: "If you were forced to die or marry Goofy in a conjugal relationship—"

Ryon: "Ugh, god. I would seriously just take my own life. That would be a Shakespearean tragedy, man."


Ryon, seeing Clarabelle Cow: "Who is that!? It's like a Goofy—"

Felicia: "Ugh. Oh, that's Cowbella. That's Cowbell— or Clarissa Cow. I know—"

Ryon: "You know this {{Curse|shit}}?"

Felicia: "There ''is''— No, I know."

Ryon: "It's like a Goofy cow. It's like Goofy crossed with a cow. It's like Goofy was really drunk one night, {{Curse|fucked}} a cow in a field, and then out comes this weird, unholy—"

Felicia: "Clarabelle. Clarabelle! Clarabelle. That's her name."


Ryon: "Wow, look at this. He's got a painting— Who has a painting of themself hanging over his fireplace?"

Felicia: "I have a lot of paintings of myself, but not over my fireplace."

Ryon: "You're a douchebag."


Felicia: "I would recommend this if you're a baby and you wanna game, or if you're a normal human who likes to watch Minnie undress and dress."


Ryon, about his personalized Mickey hat: "I'll be sportin' this wherever I go."

Felicia: "Wherever?"

Ryon: "Yeah, wherever I go. Out to the cluuub."

==Cue points==

{|
|-
| 0:00 || Singing intro
|-
| 0:06 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
|-
| 0:14 || Host intro
|-
| 1:35 || Game begins
|-
| 7:19 || "Unsponsored Message of the Week"
|-
| 8:23 || Cheat code time
|-
| 10:47 || Rating and outro
|-
| 11:14 || End card/promo
|-
| 11:22 || Closing theme
|-
| 11:24 || End video
|}

==Bonus content==

There isn't any official bonus content for this video hosted by Geek & Sundry, however Felicia posted some extra footage on [https://youtube.com/feliciaday her own YouTube channel] of her and her brother making fart noises with their mouths. In the intro to this clip, she explains it was decided it was "too gross and not polite enough" and was not posted on the website.

[[File:Felicia makes Fart Sounds with her Mouth.jpg|250px|thumb|none|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sbs7rSoWp4|Felicia makes Fart Sounds with her Mouth]]
[[Category:Episodes with bonus content|Episode 034]]

==Trivia==

* There were no chyrons identifying the hosts during the episode introduction.

==Gallery==

<gallery>
Episode 034 - singing intro 1.jpg|Felicia singing an intro
Episode 034 - singing intro 2.jpg|Felicia after being told to stop
Episode 034 - cartridge.jpg|The Great Circus Mystery cartridge
Episode 034 - goofy.jpg|Goofy shows up, to Ryon's great displeasure
Episode 034 - cheeto.jpg|"He's the color of a Cheeto."
Episode 034 - continue.jpg|Ryon's nemesis returns on the continue screen
Episode 034 - clarabelle.jpg|Clarabelle is speculated to be the love child of Goofy and a cow
Episode 034 - hats.jpg|Felicia and Ryon's personalized Mickey hats
</gallery>

==External links==

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8z3Ht16ryU Mickey's Circus Mystery - Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 34] on YouTube
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney's_Magical_Quest#The_Great_Circus_Mystery_Starring_Mickey_&_Minnie Disney's Magical Quest] on Wikipedia

===References===

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Sunshine_of_the_Spotless_Mind Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind] on Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheetos Cheetos] on Wikipedia
** Related: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-V8wd_aGPI Cheetos commercial] on YouTube that Felicia starred in
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Giant Green Giant] on Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamba_Juice Jamba Juice] on Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarabelle_Cow Clarabelle Cow] on Wikipedia

===Social media===

* [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/435491836782579712 Geek & Sundry's tweet]
* [https://www.facebook.com/gigglebus/posts/10152213943025979 Felicia's Facebook post]
* [https://www.facebook.com/geekandsundry/photos/a.345725658813234/692657370786726/?type=3 Geek & Sundry's Facebook post]

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